Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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