Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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