do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
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I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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