No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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