he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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