just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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