i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I feel like abortions should bother me more
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Randomize