what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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