yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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