so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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