Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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