Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
We had sex on a dog bed..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Randomize