That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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