Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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