How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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