If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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