Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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