remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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