u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
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No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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