I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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