Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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