He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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