sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You made out with two different species that night
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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