So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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