This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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