Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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