she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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