You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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