NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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