I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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