My hand turned me down
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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