He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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