Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
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Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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