you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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