well you can't waste a boner
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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