Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.