Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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