Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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