Taylor Swift is so right about you.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
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Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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