The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Never joke about your clitoris.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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