i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I wish I only lived at night.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
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so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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