Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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