Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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