problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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