I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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