there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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vagina is talking i cant
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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