Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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