i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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