Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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