Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
it's like iHOP with fire
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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