glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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