You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
ugly people sure do ruin things
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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