So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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